Eric Sahakian Mon Apr 1

Introducing Vertech Freemium

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The industrial automation industry is behind the times.

 

Every year more and more people are abandoning traditional computing for more convenient and user-friendly options. We at Vertech understand that and we want to give operators a sense of pride and accomplishment and managers the customization options to best help their productivity.

 

The industrial automation industry is behind the times- but not for long. Vertech is proud to announce Vertech Freemium™ a new SCADA for the modern world.

 

How it works 

  1. We give you a copy of Vertech Freemium™2 Vertech Freemium Banner Ads 
    1. You choose which customization options are best for you using our new VerStore™3 VerStore

      You can buy packs of our in-SCADA currency, VerCoins™ to unlock certain features such as: 

      • Skins
      • More alarm acknowledgements
      • More Trend pens
      • Removal of some banner ads

       

       Exciting Features 4 Vertech Freemium Overlay Ad

      Want to enjoy our premium product for free? - No Problem! 

      • Just enter your information to visit our sponsors or simply click to close. 
      • Our sponsors show their information every 5 minutes so you have extra opportunity to enjoy the great products!
      • You can hide ads for 4 hours by entering in 10 new email addresses and sharing with people you love!

         

        More features are on the way!  

          1. SCADA as a service

        • Automatic forced updates, just like Windows now apparently 

          2. Friend System

        • Visit your friend's SCADA system and operate it to fool with them!

          3. Cheat codes
        •  Allows your millennials to operate a plant as good as a baby boomer can!

           4. Referral codes for discounts

        • Since we've already tied into your company wide active directory, it is easy to send out mail to everyone in the company!

           5. Loot Boxes

        • Invincible mode, no alarms are shown for 15 minutes

        • Mini games like Tetris, Flappy Bird, and Suodoku

          6. Make it harder for coworkers you hate

        • Mouse inversion

        • Beeping

        • Email screenshot of action count to boss

        • Invert alarm colors to low priority

          Refund Policy

          There are no refunds ever.

          Wood grain texture provided by Vecteezy.com 

          Camo texture provided by https://blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/ 

        Hopefully by now you've realized what day it is but if not....

         

         

        APRIL FOOLS!!!

        Created by: Haley Carroll and Eric Sahakian

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